After the first 'performance analysis', I have made minor changes in my Cabinet.
Apologies to anyone if I have offended anyone by giving them (or not giving them) a particular ministry.
Prime Minister
Arun Sudarsan
I will also take care of the
Prime Minister's Office
Jerin Jacob Mathew (who will also be the Home Minister)
Chandni Chandran (who will also be the Finance Minister)
Sajad S Santhosh (who will be a MoS in the PMO)
My office will be run by my trusted aides
Speaker, Loksabha
Manjari Shankar
With the view of making the Parliament sessions more interesting, we have Manjari as the speaker and Baasma as the deputy speaker.
Deputy Speaker, Lok Sabha
Baasma Parvi
Ministry of External Affairs
Siddharth Srikanth
An exceptionally talented writer, thinker and debater, he is given the task of redefining India’s image at the world stage.
Ministry of Parliamentary Affairs
Jayalakshmi
Angel Jeana
Ministry of Human Resources Development
T P Kurian
Binny Alexander
His wide ranging experiences in the education sector will help in my government’s effort to restructure India’s educational setup (to be aided by Binny Alexander)
Ministry of Information and Broadcasting
Vigneshkumar
Former Paparazzi, he will infuse the kind of energy that is required to run this ministry.
Ministry of Food and Agriculture
Suraj Nair
Preshant Sekar
The Grub God as he is affectionately called, Suraj is the most suited person to run this ministry aided by Preshant Sekar.
Ministry of Sports and Youth Affairs
Aju Basil James
Amrutha Gayathri
Oviya Govindan
Being excellent players of football, swimming and basketball respectively - the three games that need revival in the country, I hope that Indian Sports will improve under the amble guidance of these minds.
Ministry of Happiness and Grievances Redress
Deepak Johnson
Pratyusha Govindaraju
Blessed with special powers to make anyone happy and forget their miseries, Deepak Johnson will head the ministry.
Ministry of Law and Justice
Sneha A
Ministry of Forestry
Sriram Chenji
Ministry of Labour and Employment
Ministry of Overseas Indian Affairs (brought under the Ministry of External Affairs)
Sabnam Gafoor
Ministry of Union Capital Territory Affairs
Manish Kumar
Ministry of Water Resources
Polash Mukherjee
Ministry of Women and Child Welfare
Anu Joshy
Ministry of Information Technology, Gaming and Spying.
Kanishka Bandyopadhyaya
Ministry of Textiles (to be integrated with Ministry of Cultural Affairs)
Ministry of Cabinet Affairs
Sushmita V G
Amala Devi
Ministry of Cultural Affairs
Swathy Kumar
Lakshmi Parvathy
Ministry of Communication
Raisa Sherif
Ministry of Horoscope
Gayathri Mahedran
Ministry of Tourism (newly formed Ministry)
Chetna Sabnis
Ministry of Social Empowerment and Justice
Mohan K
Ministry of Family Planning and Welfare
Gauthaman M
Ministry of Language Studies
Rakhi Kumar
Akhil Bharathan, Gautam Ramesh and Vikas Gunasekhar currently removed from the cabinet. Hopefully they will be re-inducted in the next Cabinet Re-shuffle.
Honestly dude, sometimes you remind me of galileo.
ReplyDelete"Ministry of Forestry
ReplyDeleteSriram Chenji"
LMAO
I request you to remove GAUTAM RAMESH from the ministry of parliamentary affairs because of his recent "HYPER ACTIVITIES"
ReplyDelete'Ministry of Family Planning and Welfare
ReplyDeleteGauthaman M'.......... do u mmind explaining ;)
@Jils
ReplyDeleteGauthaman will head the newly formed Family Planning Ministry, considering his expertise and experiments with his own personal love-life.
Cabinet Reshuffled.
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